So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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