Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
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