so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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