I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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