i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
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