I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
3pm strippers are depressing
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize