my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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