some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
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