I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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