is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Randomize
