I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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