Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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