Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
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