i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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