Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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