I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
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