I seem to have left my pride at pride
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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