GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
why does every cop we meet know your name?
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
Randomize
