There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
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