belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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