the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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