eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
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