Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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