Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
Are we still banned from the library?
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
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