you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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