can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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