what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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