and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
love makes seman taste better
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Just high enough for therapy.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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