Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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