I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
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