I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
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