Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
how does that bad decision feel?
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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