Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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