I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
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