Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
Randomize
