can we get nightvision for the apartment?
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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