yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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