You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
They have beer where we have blood.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
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