i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
Randomize
