thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Terrible idea I love it
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
