he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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