The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
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