If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
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