I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
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