I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
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