I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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