hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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