Dual....:-)
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
After tacos, we're chasing women.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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