hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
You have to summon your inner elephant
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
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