We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
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