Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
I deserve to be covered in dicks
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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