i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
You took a bar mat shot.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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