I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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